
Okay sports fans, this is it
I've been waiting for this for a long time. Bear with me....I digress. 2002. July.
Phoenix. Summer. Blistering. No sports on TV. Nothing to do. Channel checking. Stumble on Outdoor Life Network. Some kind of bike race. Know a little about this thing called a peloton. Not sure how it all works or what the attraction is. Check it out.
OK. Guys in the main field work 30% less than those in front setting pace. Speeds unbelievable. Riders in the saddle 6 hours a day. Ride close together. Up unbelievably steep mountain roads. Down unbelievably steep mountain roads at 70km/hour. Ride close together...wheels almost touching. This is interesting. Keep watching.
Oh, it's the Tour de France. Heard of that. Oh, they have to work together. Lots of talking. Everyone knows each other. Alliances form so they can accomplish their goals. Holy crap they do this for 3 weeks. And they stay in the same hotels alot of the time. They eat meals together. There's this camaraderie.
And this guy named Lance Armstrong. Won 3 of these in a row. Dude is a stud. French hate him. Rides for US Postal Service. They cover this race every day? This is like a chess match and a marathon and a battle of attrition all in one. I gotta check this out.
Hooked.
Ever since then, I've wanted to see a stage of this grand spectacle. Let me explain a few other "rules of the peloton" and some great traditions that make this event the greatest sporting event on earth. Emphasis on sport. Not entertainment. Can you tell I LOVE THIS RACE?
It's a team sport. Noone can win the race without his teammates helping him. This is so true that the yellow jersey winner historically gives ALL OF HIS WINNINGS TO HIS TEAMMATES. In recognition of the hard work they did to get him there. And because once you've won the Tour de France you're gonna get major endorsement and other money anyway.
A few other tidbits:
The team:
-Domestiques - haul your drinks, your food, etc. if you are a key member of your team. They also fall back to wait for you if you have a flat or a fall or whatever...then they lead you back into the peloton (remember you work 30% less if you follow).
-On mountain stages, the team will always lead the peloton, setting a tough pace trying to get other riders to fall off the back of the peloton and lose time.
-If the yellow jersey is on your teammate, you are expected to defend the jersey with honor
-Defending honorably means you accept the responsibility of setting the pace in the peloton
-Everyone knows their role and fulfills it
Rules of the peloton:
-Never attack the yellow jersey when he's down, stops for a bio, or needs an equipment fix
-Never attack in the feed zones
-Never attack a teammate
-If your teammate is in yellow and gets attacked, the team's first responsibility is to counter
-Do everything you can to ensure the yellow is never isolated (or on his own to defend)....although this almost always eventually happens in the mountain stages
Jerseys:
-Yellow (Maillot Jaune) for the overall time classification leader. This is always won by the strongest man in the combination of the climbing stages and the time trials. The best rider overall always wins. The race is a battle of attrition and always reveals the strongest man.
-Green for the best sprinter overall
-Polka dot to the best climber overall
-White to the best young rider
What's Involved in Viewing a Mountain Stage:
Get there early. Hike 1km from your parking place at the bottom of the hill to the gondola which takes you to the top. Hike down to the vantage point you want. We pick a high wall which overlooks the street on one curve, then slightly up the hill to get a roadside venue out of the second curve. Next to last hairpin on the climb. The climb is 8.5 kilometers of killer switchbacks. There will be some attrition today.
Morning starts a bit grey and almost snowing, but clears around 10 and reveals a panorama of indescribable views....up to the ski runs on one side.....down over the valley below on another....church steeple against the granite backdrops.....a postcard for sure.
Spend the day hiking around, hanging out, checking out the crowds and festivities and wait for the riders to arrive. We go our places at about 8 am and waited till almost 5pm before they showed up.
Had a great time just hanging out, getting sun and then the excitement builds. The tour sends a bunch of sponsors trucks, busses, cars, etc. to get the crowd whipped up into a frenzy.


Tom Kilbane (a friend from Portland) starts sending me text messages of the action as the riders get to the bottom of the hill. And the excitement builds. Then the lead rider arrives, just flying by and burning his competitors for minutes and seconds. The excitement is in the air. Electric. People have been waiting for hours, enjoying cold beverages and waiting for something to holler about. Here it comes.



This in case you hadn't noticed is what it looks like when you're 37 and starting (barely) to show your age. Andreas Kloden drags Lance up to Verbier. Lance looked very tired going by.
Then the rest of the riders. The peloton is fractured but remnants hang together. And before you know it, it's all over.
